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Expressions for High Stress Days!
- You! Off my planet!
- Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
- Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- And your crybaby, whiney opinion would be...?
- I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for 30 years.
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
- How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
- You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic and disorder: My work here is done.
- Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Is it time for your medication or mine?
- Aw, did I step on your precious ego?
- I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!
- When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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